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::Ickle Fetus::


Thursday, September 04, 2003


Fetus has an ooberlooba on...BIG STYLEE :(

I officially, completely, totally and utterly hate BLOODY SPIDERS!

Not that I didn't hate them before, its just now I think they should be burned at a very low temperature to cause them maximum pain. I swear they all just want to hunt me down and scare me until I have a nevous breakdown or something. I mean as my sister said to me so calmly earlier on when i was on the verge or giving myself a heart attack, they don't actually want to hurt you or anything but still, i dont care. They run unnessecarily fast, and have unnessecarily long legs and well they just suck major balls.

I now have a mega oober on at my cat who didn't leave the spider when i could se it and easily throw a phone book at, oh no she had to play with it and tap it so it ran under lots of things which were battered and beaten lots to make sure it had died but when i sprayed this carrier bag on the floor (whee i thought it was) the evil little F**k shot out from a completely different area and under my bed.

I had nearly lost nearly all hope by this time and i started to walk away when out of the corner of my eye i saw this black blob shoot across the room, so because i was still screaming every time the damm thing moved i called mum uupstairs who gassed it out then after much continuos poking stamped on it (3 times because the first two it wasn't actually dead because it was like some terminater type spider able to survive anything)

So yeh. Thats been my major event of the day. I have an ooberlooba on. Don't talk to me. RAHHHHHH!


::: logged by Fi ::: 01:00


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